Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Lost and Found/Wacky Wednesday

 




Found: Jennie O whole raw turkey.


Thawed.  Still in factory package. 
Must be able to positively ID before claiming the bird.

(Seriously, though, wouldn’t you just love to know...WTH? 😉)




11 comments:

  1. I'll bet the person that dropped it is seriously miffed! Wonder if it's somebody's dinner? Or maybe a proposed murder weapon! Then one could eat the evidence. My mind is going crazy first thing in the morning.

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    1. Haha. I know. It boggles the mind. Family feud? Feel free to build one of your famous short stories around it, Pam. 😉

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  2. It fell off the space station. Thanksgiving dinner will be special. It will be peanut butter with lots of gratitude that we did not take out grandma's house on re-entry....

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  3. That's funny! I wonder if someone placed it on the roof while loading other groceries and forgot about the turkey? Yes, I'd like to know how it came to be there. 🤣

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    1. But surely the rolling thud would be a cue? Inquiring minds want to know!

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  4. Ah! Nice conjecture, John. 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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  5. Who loses a turkey and doesn't notice it? I'd expect buzzards by now, but maybe they don't like that brand.

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    1. Animals are smart about what they eat. Dead is one thing...frozen with ‘solution by injection’ is another. 😳😂

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    1. Right?! I feel like there may have been an argument involved....🤷‍♀️

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